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<itunes:subtitle>Derek and Nessa are out to podcast about the randomness of their lives, with a touch of snark  </itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Derek and Nessa discuss everything from meeting on the internet to television to politics to just what a pain in the butt Derek is.  All with a touch of American sarcasm and Scottish bitterness. </itunes:summary>
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<title>S&#38;T44 Three Thumbs Up</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Episode 44 wishes a Happy Birthday to Susan Dey, Bobby Flay, and Derek!

What does Derek and David Carradine have in common?  30 is old.  Rice Crispies' cake.  Super Mario is hard!  Stories from Ye Auld Scotland.  Nosey Mom.  Thanks for the plugs!  Sorry Granda!

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<title>S&#38;T43 Brune Chicken Brune Coo</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Episode 43 wishes a Happy Birthday Andy Williams, Ozzy Osborne, and Scotty the Little Aussie Battler.

It's the most wonderful time of the year! 125 a day. Facebook stalking. Thanksgiving. Beloved Casina. Top Ramen follows me on twitter. Quantity, not quality. Sorry Jesus! Old people shouldn't tongue in public. Say brown! Simple Derek. James Lipton time.

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Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662)

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<pubDate>Fri, 4 Dec 2009 01:25:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T42 Penis, HELLO!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Episode 42 wishes a Happy Birthday to Dick Cavett, Ted Turner, and Larry King! <br/><br/>They both breath. S &amp; T is a year old! Dinner with Miss Wes, Tim Corrimal, and Ron Prada Soho! Check our the group recording we did at <strong><a href="http://timcorrimal.com/">There are Some Who Call Me Tim</a></strong>. A new job for Ramble Redhead? Derek isn't the only one getting abused. Email us your address for Christmas cards! There are some who think I'm Irish. Vote for Big Fatty Online at podcastawards.com! You can vote once a day through the end of November! <br/><br/>Email us at starsandtartan@gmail.com <br/><br/>Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662) <br/><br/>You can find us in iTunes! <br/></font></div>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:27:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T41 Gimmie the List!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Episode 41 wishes a Happy Birthday to Bryan Adams, Art Garfunkel, and Kevin Jonas! <br/><br/>Everything I Do, I Do it For You. The Douchebags and the Ghost Hunters. We Like To Git R Dun At Our House. Pop a Pig. Bob Dole. School days. Lasist! That was a nice dinner. Aunt Marcia. Derek's mum saw a ghost!&nbsp; Ding Ding Ding!&nbsp; Thanks Teri for the Spanish junk and stuff! <br/><br/>Thanks to TWSS for the extended intro! <br/><br/>Next week is Stars &amp; Tartan's one year anniversary! <br/><br/>Email us at </font><a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></a><font size="2" face="trebuchet ms"><font color="#003300"> <br/><br/>Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662)</font> <br/></font><br/><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=296778148"><font color="#003300" size="2">You can find us in iTunes! <br/></font></a><br/><a href="http://www.starsandtartan.libsyn.com/"><font color="#003300" size="2">Don't have iTunes, download us here!</font> </a></div>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 6 Nov 2009 01:58:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T40 Did You Give Her a Derek Sandwich?</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Episode 40 wishes a happy birthday to Richard Dreyfuss, Kate Jackson, and Winona Ryder! <br/><br/>She's 38?! This is it! No more death this year! Johnny 5 alive! Go check out </font><a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/NormaJeans6thToe"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">NormaJeans6thtoe </font></a><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">on youtube! There were no azzes backing up! Mr. G! Braceface! <br/><br/>Thanks to The Gravitas for the intro!</font></div><div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms"><br/>Email us at </font><a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></a><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms"> <br/><br/>Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662) <br/><br/></font><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=296778148"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">You can find us in iTunes! </font></a><br/><br/></div>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 01:41:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T39 Back Dat Azz Up</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div><font size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Episode 39 wishes a Happy Birthday to Brian Boitano, Curly Howard, and Christopher Lloyd!</font></div><div>&nbsp;</div><div><font size="2" face="trebuchet ms">1.21 Gigawatts (not seven nessa)!&nbsp;&nbsp;Monopoly Nerds.&nbsp; Ghost Lab and Nessa does not watch the scary movies.&nbsp; Thank you so much Joe from Dallas for the package (honk!) and Walt for the Christmas bliss!&nbsp; Skydiving has been cancelled.</font></div><div>&nbsp;</div><div><font size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Thanks Kevin for the intro!</font></div><div>&nbsp;</div><div><font size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Email us at </font><a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><font size="2" face="trebuchet ms">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></a></div><div><font size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662)</font></div><div><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=296778148"><font size="2" face="trebuchet ms">You can find us in iTunes!</font></a></div><div><a href="http://www.starsandtartan.libsyn.com/"></a></div>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 23:23:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T38 Acrotomophilia or Nubby F uckers</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div align="left"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Episode 38 wishes a Happy Birthday to Richard Carpenter, Vanessa Marcil, and Penny Marshall!</font></div><div></div><br/><div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">We are lazy. You're a liar! Super fast run down of Disney. Babysitting. </font><a href="http://weirdca.com/"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Weirdca.com</font></a><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">. Christmas planning, yes it's only October. Voicemails lead to Derek making himself laugh so hard he chokes.</font></div><div></div><br/><div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Thanks Scotty for the intro!</font></div><div></div><br/><div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Email us at </font><a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></a></div><div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662)</font></div><div><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=296778148"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">You can find us in iTunes!</font></a></div>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T37 A Sea of Red Shirts</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">In this episode, Derek and Nessa recorded random message on the iPhone and put it together as a show. We had a blast and will talk more in depth about our trip next week. </font></div><br/><div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Email us at </font><a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></a></div><br/><div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662)</font></div><br/><div><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=296778148"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">You can find us in iTunes!</font></a></div>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Oct 2009 23:56:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>S&#38;T36 I'm Not Beating Off!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Episode 36 wishes a happy birthday to Jim Henson, Linda McCartney, and Phil Hartman.&nbsp; Too soon!</font></div><div>&nbsp;</div><div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Jay Leno's new (old) show.&nbsp; Follow PeeWee on Twitter @PeeweeHerman.&nbsp; Paul has a nubby fetish.&nbsp; Derek makes up a Christmas tradition.&nbsp; Derek makes crazy birthday plans.&nbsp; Disney is a next week!&nbsp; Derek was in the shower and made himself proud.&nbsp; We love Glee!&nbsp; Morphing Bush through the decades.&nbsp; Eww cooties!&nbsp; Surprising Grandfather Johnston.&nbsp; I said female vagina hahaha!</font></div><div>&nbsp;</div><div><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=320088832&mt=8"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Trucker Alex's application recommendation</font></a><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms"> &lt;---click there.</font></div><div>&nbsp;</div><div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Thank you Bob (Daniel) for the intro!</font></div><div>&nbsp;</div><div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Email us at </font><a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></a><br/><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662)<br/></font><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=296778148"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">You can find us in iTunes!</font></a></div>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 01:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T35 A Hoodie For Your Goodie</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Episode 35 wishes a Happy Birthday to Roddy McDowall, Anne Bancroft, and John Ritter!</font></div><div>&nbsp;</div><div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Come and knock on our door!&nbsp; Water!&nbsp; Work fun with Derek.&nbsp; Car accidents and allergic reations.&nbsp; Nessa's first crush.&nbsp; Adventures in babysitting.&nbsp; Sorry Ricky!</font></div><div></div><div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="Trebuchet MS">Thanks Matt from </font><a href="http://spankingbeaarthur.wordpress.com/"><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS">SpankingBeaArthur</font></a><font color="#003300" size="2" face="Trebuchet MS"> for the intro!</font>&nbsp;</div><div></div><div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Email us at </font><a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></a></div><div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662)</font></div><div><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=296778148"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">You can find us in iTunes!</font></a></div><div><a href="http://www.starsandtartan.libsyn.com/"></a></div>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:51:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T34 Get Te' F uck</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div><font size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Episode 34 wishes a happy birthday to Arnold Palmer, Jose Feliciano, and Ryan Phillippe!</font></div><div>&nbsp;</div><div><font size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Sorry we were away, there was a death in the Stars &amp; Tartan household.&nbsp; New video games.&nbsp; I want cheese and lettuce on my sandwich, and a coffee!&nbsp; Nessa got her hair did, pictures are a maybe.&nbsp; Marital Bliss leaves no winners, just big weenurs!&nbsp; Cunty McLint Trap wears a Yoko Ono glasses and a wig.&nbsp; Take Lost of the air!&nbsp; Kitchen Aid obsession and a Monopoly Nintendo.&nbsp; </font></div><div>&nbsp;</div><div><font size="2" face="trebuchet ms">So what's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepherd?</font></div><div>&nbsp;</div><div><font size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Trucker Alex, we miss your emails :)</font></div><div>&nbsp;</div><div><font size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Email us at </font><a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><font size="2" face="trebuchet ms">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></a><br/><font size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662)</font></div>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 22:50:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T33 Two Thumbs Up Your Butt and a Hand Job</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Episode 33 wishes a Happy Birthday to Daryl Dragon, Ma$e, and Pee-Wee Herman! </font></div><br/><div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">You named your cat Julius! Pants! I found Pee-Wee's pants! Derek is racist! Marital bliss with the S&amp;T crew! Derek gives a little TMI! Nessa is an old man tracker!&nbsp; It wasn't a fart!&nbsp; Donald, where's your trousers?!</font></div><div>&nbsp;</div><div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Email us at </font><a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></a></div><div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662)</font></div><div><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=296778148"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">You can find us in iTunes! </font></a></div><div><a href="http://www.starsandtartan.libsyn.com/"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Don't have iTunes, download us here! </font></a></div><div>&nbsp;</div><div><a href="http://pages.teamintraining.org/sd/dublin09/isiegfried"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Hey, pretty please donate to our pal Izola's run for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society!</font> </a></div>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 01:04:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>S&#38;T32 He Did Not Look Like Sloth!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div><font color="#003300" size="2">Episode 32 wishes a Happy Birthday to Isaac Hayes, Connie Chung, and Robert Plant. <br/><br/><font face="trebuchet ms">I know! He face-surfed down the asphalt. How do they stay up there? Blame Cash for Clunkers, Glenn Beck, and changing addresses for the lack of show. Do not try to educate me, this is not a political show! Nessa was grooming herself to be a hobo. Derek needs to clean the inside of the toilet and Nessa needs to take out the recycling. Peanut butter pickle time! <br/><br/><br/>Email us at </font></font><a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></a><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms"> <br/><br/>Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662) <br/><br/></font><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=296778148"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">You can find us in iTunes! </font></a><br/><br/><a href="http://www.starsandtartan.libsyn.com/"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Don't have iTunes, download us here! </font></a><br/><br/><a href="http://pages.teamintraining.org/sd/dublin09/isiegfried"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Hey, pretty please donate to our pal Izola's run for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society! </font></a></div>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 00:19:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Derek and Nessa</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T31 Gonna Shear You Like a Sheep</title>
<link>http://starsandtartan.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=512462#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<div align="left"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Episode 31 wishes a happy birthday to Lucille Ball, Geri Halliwell, and Elliott Smith! <br/><br/>If you wanna be my lover! Weenur! Derek's parents are swingers! Do Nessie a favor and call GEICO at 1-800-841-3000 and give them code 113038. Pretty please! Derek never wins. Casina withdrawls! Nessapedia Brown! Call us with your favorite teacher story! Derek's not very technical! Elliott Smith obsession. Between the Bars at the end! <br/><br/>Thank you Luna for the show's intro! <br/><br/>Email us at </font><a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></a><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms"> <br/><br/>Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662) <br/><br/></font><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=296778148"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">You can find us in iTunes! </font></a><br/><br/><a href="http://www.starsandtartan.libsyn.com/"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Don't have iTunes, download us here! </font></a><br/><br/><a href="http://pages.teamintraining.org/sd/dublin09/isiegfried"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Hey, pretty please donate to our pal Izola's run for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society! </font></a></div>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Aug 2009 01:04:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Derek and Nessa</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T30 You Got Miracle Whipped</title>
<link>http://starsandtartan.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=509876#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Episode 30 wishes Janet Reno, Lisa Kudrow, and Laurence Fishburne a Happy Birthday! <br/><br/>Captain Curtis and She-Ra (fuck yeah)! Nessa was never Evil Lynn again. Come to Disneyland on October 3rd and buy Derek a churro! Email us or Wes at </font><a href="mailto:liveitupthepodcast@gmail.com"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">liveitupthepodcast@gmail.com</font></a><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms"> if you re coming! Stories from Ye Auld Scotland! Nessa is like Wikipedia! Follow Nessa on Twitter </font><a href="http://twitter.com/MissMisery"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">http://twitter.com/MissMisery</font></a><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms"> to see the senior picture. It's simple economics baby! </font></div><div>&nbsp;</div><div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Thanks Melanie for the intro!<br/><br/>Email us at </font><a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></a><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms"> <br/><br/>Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662) <br/><br/></font><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=296778148"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">You can find us in iTunes! <br/></font></a><br/><a href="http://www.starsandtartan.libsyn.com/"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Don't have iTunes, download us here!</font></a><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms"> <br/><br/></font><a href="http://pages.teamintraining.org/sd/dublin09/isiegfried"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Hey, pretty please donate to our pal Izola's run for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society!</font> </a></div>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 01:04:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Derek and Nessa</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T29 Retardation &#38; Masturbation</title>
<link>http://starsandtartan.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=507209#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Episode 29 Wishes a Happy Birthday to Bury Convey, Marlon Wayans, and Daniel Radcliffe. <br/><br/>Derek and Daniel could be twinzies! Nessa is a little loopy from nap time. Congrats Ricky! It wasn't water, it was water based. He used Flo from Progressive! Marital bliss cause Derek's a liar and Nessa is a naggy bitch! Maybe the babies aren't her's. Stories from Ye Auld Scotland. Weenur for Auntie Vera and Gooch! <br/><br/>Email us at </font><a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></a><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms"> <br/><br/>Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662) <br/><br/></font><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=296778148"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">You can find us in iTunes! <br/></font></a><br/><a href="http://www.starsandtartan.libsyn.com/"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Don't have iTunes, download us here!</font></a><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms"> <br/><br/></font><a href="http://pages.teamintraining.org/sd/dublin09/isiegfried"><font size="2" face="trebuchet ms"><font color="#003300">Hey, pretty please donate to our pal Izola's run for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society!</font> </font></a></div>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 00:38:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Derek and Nessa</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T28 Yeah, Shove It Up My Ass</title>
<link>http://starsandtartan.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=504283#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="verdana"><div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="verdana">Episode 28 wishes a Happy Birthday to Ginger Rogers, Michael Flatley, and Will Ferrell!</font></div><br/><div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="verdana">Is Chad Smith and Will Ferrell the same person? Marital bliss and car trouble. While I was editing this show, I found a drop of Derek's masturbatory lube on my computra. Paypal and bank account update. I just want to play Sims 3! </font></div><div></div><br/><div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="verdana">Thanks for the intro DQ Rick!</font></div><div></div><br/><div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="verdana">Email us at </font><a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="verdana">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></a></div><br/><div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="verdana">Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662)</font></div><br/><div><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=296778148"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="verdana">You can find us in iTunes!</font></a></div><br/><div></div><div><font color="#003300" size="2" face="verdana">Hey, pretty please donate to our pal Izola's run for </font><a href="http://pages.teamintraining.org/sd/dublin09/isiegfried"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="verdana">the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society</font></a><font color="#003300" size="2" face="verdana">!</font></div></font></div>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 22:35:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Derek and Nessa</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T27 Pride 48! </title>
<link>http://starsandtartan.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=498742#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<div align="left"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="verdana">Derek and I were very proud to be <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">participants</span> in the 48 hours of live shows during the 26<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-error">th</span>, 27<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-error">th</span>, and 28<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-error">th</span> at pride48.com. This is the majority of the show that we did on Friday night. The first 15 minutes were missing because I was drunk and forgot to hit record. We will be back next week with our regular audio show.</font></div><div align="left"><br/></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"><br/></div><div align="left"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="verdana">Special thanks to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_4" class="blsp-spelling-error">Phreddy</span> for the intro!</font></div><div align="left"><br/></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"><br/></div><div align="left"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="verdana">Email us at </font><a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="verdana">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></a><font color="#003300" size="2" face="verdana"> <br/>Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662) <br/></font><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=296778148"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="verdana">You can find us in <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_5" class="blsp-spelling-error">iTunes</span>!</font></a><font color="#003300" size="2" face="verdana"> <br/></font></div>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Jul 2009 18:37:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Derek and Nessa</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T26 The Branch of Our Family Tree is Poison</title>
<link>http://starsandtartan.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=493480#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p align="left"><font size="2"><font face="Trebuchet MS"><font color="#003300">Episode 26 wishes Paul McCartney, Isabella Rossellini, and Nathan Morris a Happy Birthday!</font></font></font></p>
<div align="left"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="Trebuchet MS">Walking across America, winning big, a new family member, &amp; why Derek may be a little weird!</font></div><div align="left">&nbsp;</div><div align="left"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Hey, pretty please donate to our pal Izola's run for </font><a href="http://pages.teamintraining.org/sd/dublin09/isiegfried"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society</font></a><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">!</font></div><div align="left"><br/><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">The contest is still going on! Email your MP3 or call our voicemail line and say:</font></div><div align="left"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Hi, my name is (your name here), and you're listening to Stars &amp; Tartan!</font></div><div align="left"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">You can win a $25 gift card from Amazon.com! <br/>Winner will be announced during our stream on pride48.com at 10pm PST on June 26th!</font></div><div align="left"><br/><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Email us at </font><a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></a></div><div align="left"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662)</font></div><div align="left"><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=296778148"><font color="#003300" size="2" face="trebuchet ms">You can find us in iTunes!</font></a></div>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 00:35:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Derek and Nessa</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T25 Earwax and Coffee Machines</title>
<link>http://starsandtartan.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=490689#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p align="left"> Episode 25 wishes a Happy Birthday to Vince Lombardi, Jacques Cousteau,&nbsp;and Gene Wilder!&nbsp; (With&nbsp;a special shout out to Anne Frank)</p>
<div align="left">Q-Tips are your friends.&nbsp; Thanks to DQYDJ and Mandie for pressies!&nbsp;&nbsp;Derek and his coffee woes!&nbsp;&nbsp;</div><div align="left">&nbsp;</div><div align="left">Hey, pretty please donate to our pal Izola's run for <a href="http://pages.teamintraining.org/sd/dublin09/isiegfried">the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society</a>!</div><div align="left">&nbsp;</div><div align="left">The contest is still going on!&nbsp; Email of your MP3 or call our voicemail line and say:<br/>Hi, my name is (your name here), and you're listening to Stars &amp; Tartan!<br/>You can win a $25 gift card from Amazon.com!&nbsp; Winner will be announced during our stream on pride48.com, time TBA!</div><div align="left"><br/>Email us at <a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com">starsandtartan@gmail.com</a><br/>Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662)<br/><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=296778148">You can find us in iTunes!</a></div>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 00:58:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Derek and Nessa</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T24 We Popped Our Vegas Cherry</title>
<link>http://starsandtartan.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=488071#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<div align="left"><span><font size="3">Episode 24 wishes a Happy Birthday to Michelle Phillips, Bruce Dern, and Angelina Jolie!</font></span></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"><span><font size="3">Sorry we were gone so long! We had visitors! Viva Las Vegas! Birthday thanks! Hey, pretty please donate to our pal Izola's run for </font></span><a href="http://pages.teamintraining.org/sd/dublin09/isiegfried"><span><strong><font size="3">the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society</font></strong></span></a><span><font size="3">! (details at starsandtartan.com)</font></span></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"><span><font size="3">Email of your MP3 or call our voicemail line and say:</font></span></div><div align="center"><span><font size="3">Hi, my name is (your name here), and you're listening to Stars &amp; Tartan!</font></span></div><div align="center"><span><font size="3">You can win a $25 gift card from Amazon.com!</font></span></div><div align="left"><br/><span><font size="3">Email us at </font></span><a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><span><strong><font size="3">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></strong></span></a></div><div align="left"><span><font size="3">Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662)</font></span></div><div align="left"><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=296778148"><span><strong><font size="3">You can find us in iTunes!</font></strong></span></a></div>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Jun 2009 00:04:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Derek and Nessa</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T23 I Peed My Pants</title>
<link>http://starsandtartan.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=479025#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<div align="left"><font color="#003300"><font face="trebuchet ms" size="2">Episode 23 wishes Happy Birthday to Jack Bruce, Tim Roth, and Miranda Cosgrove! <br/>Bad mood Nessa! Excited for the upcoming Vegas trip and Ladies Night! Sonics and their line can suck it! Phreddy is like Guy Fieri, but better looking!</font> <br/></font><br/></div><a href="http://pride48.com/"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335840255917432034" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EdVZRiRAfLo/Sgy2cTgwHOI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/Bob1yhbi6Dg/s400/pride48_338x60.gif" border="0"/></a> <br/><br/><p align="left"><font face="trebuchet ms" color="#003300" size="2">Tales of high school days! Dog food and hotdogs! Mighty dog might dog hehehe!</font> </p>
<br/><a href="http://pages.teamintraining.org/sd/dublin09/isiegfried"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335842724479696082" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EdVZRiRAfLo/Sgy4r_n2_NI/AAAAAAAAAGY/n2Fea2UXWLQ/s400/izola.jpg" border="0"/></a> <p>&nbsp;</p>
<p align="left"><font face="trebuchet ms" color="#003300" size="2">Every donation counts no matter how &quot;small&quot; you think it is. <br/></font></p>
<p align="left"><font face="trebuchet ms" color="#003300" size="2">A new contest, Hurrah! Email of your MP3 or call our voicemail line and say: <br/>Hi, my name is (your name here), and you're listening to Stars &amp; Tartan! <br/>You can win a $25 gift card from Amazon.com! <br/></font></p>
<p align="left"><font face="trebuchet ms" color="#003300" size="2">Email us at </font><a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><font face="trebuchet ms" color="#003300" size="2">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></a><br/><font face="trebuchet ms" color="#003300" size="2">Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662)<br/></font><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=296778148"><font face="trebuchet ms" color="#003300" size="2">You can find us in iTunes!</font></a><br/><a href="http://www.starsandtartan.libsyn.com/"><font face="trebuchet ms" color="#003300" size="2">Don't have iTunes, download us here!</font></a><a href="http://www.starsandtartan.libsyn.com/"> </a><br/><br/></p>
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<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 00:18:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Derek and Nessa</itunes:author>
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<title>S&#38;T22 You're a Poor Excuse For a Gangsta</title>
<link>http://starsandtartan.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=475826#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<div align="justify">Episode 22 wishes Happy Birthday to Gabby Hayes, Teresa Brewer, and Auntie Vera Charles!</div><p>You get 50% in California. Catching up with the Johnstons! Is swoll a word? Eye trouble, Bank Fees, Nessa's responsible addiction. Tales of Ye Auld Scotland. Keep an eye on the website for a new poll! </p>
<p>Bjorn's waffles:</p>
<p>1 egg</p>
<p>1&nbsp;cup milk</p>
<p>8 ounces sour cream</p>
<p>1 tablespoon butter, melted</p>
<p>2 cups baking mix (bisquick, etc.)</p>
<p>8 strips bacon, cooked and crumbled</p>
<p>1&nbsp;cup shredded Cheddar cheese</p>
<div align="justify">Combine egg, milk, sour cream and butter; mix until well blended. Fold in bacon and cheese. Bake in preheated waffle iron according to manufacturer's directions until golden brown.<br/>tastes great with a side of bacon. maple syrup at your leisure.</div><p>A new contest, Hurrah! Email of your MP3 or call our voicemail line and say:</p>
<div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">Hi, my name is (your name here), and you're listening to Stars &amp; Tartan! </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">You can win a $25 gift card from Amazon.com!</div><p><br/></p>
<div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">Email us at <strong>starsandtartan@gmail.com</strong></div><div align="justify">Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662)</div><div align="justify"><strong>You can find us in iTunes!</strong></div>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 May 2009 01:06:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Derek and Nessa</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;TV6 Dancing Queen</title>
<link>http://starsandtartan.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=472266#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p align="center"><font color="#006600">After the vote, you decided that Derek would bless your ears with this melody.&nbsp; And by bless, I mean make them bleed.</font></p>
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<category>Vidcast</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 May 2009 02:39:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Derek and Nessa</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T21 Panties For Sale or Taco for Tacos</title>
<link>http://starsandtartan.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=460399#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><font face="trebuchet ms" color="#003300"><div align="center"><font face="trebuchet ms" color="#003300" size="2">Episode 21 wishes a happy birthday to Shirley Temple and Roy Orbison!</font></div><div align="center"><font face="trebuchet ms" color="#003300" size="2">Derek's singing cast, sorry! Derek is angry at Susan Boyle and her eyebrows!</font></div><div align="center"><font face="trebuchet ms" color="#003300" size="2">Derek shares a story about a co-worker and what a letter of recommendation should be!</font></div><div align="center"><font face="trebuchet ms" color="#003300" size="2">New poll coming soon (</font><a href="http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/"><font face="trebuchet ms" color="#003300" size="2">thisiswhyyourefat.com</font></a><font size="2"><font face="trebuchet ms" color="#003300">)! Thanks for the vidjo ideas! </font></font></div><div align="center"><font size="2"><font face="trebuchet ms" color="#003300">Do Mexicans have castles? DQYDJ is not the same as PNS!</font> </font></div></font></div><br/><div align="center"><font face="trebuchet ms" color="#003300">Email us at </font><a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><font face="trebuchet ms" color="#003300">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></a></div><br/><div align="center"><font face="trebuchet ms" color="#003300">Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662)</font></div><br/><div align="center"><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=296778148"><font face="trebuchet ms" color="#003300">You can find us in iTunes!</font></a></div>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 23:57:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T20 Strokeface, I deleted your porn!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p align="center"><font face="Trebuchet MS" color="#003300">Episode 20 wishes a happy birthday Kareem Abdul Jabar and Charlie Chaplin! <br/>Derek has stroke face! No GAS! Sorry about not having a show last week, thanks for all the comments! Trouble with the internet and Nessa teaches Derek a lesson! We know the mechanics, sorry Ricky! Story from Ye Auld Scotland! Derek's a big puss when he's drunk. Playing truth or dare via AOL. Christian doesn't listen. Call with your ideas for Derek vidjos! </font></p>
<div align="center">&nbsp;</div><div align="center"><font face="Trebuchet MS" color="#003300"><a href="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2539741">You can watch the neat Stand By Me video here!</a></font></div><div align="center">&nbsp;</div><div align="center"><font face="trebuchet ms" color="#003300">Email us at <a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com">starsandtartan@gmail.com</a><br/>Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662)</font></div>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 00:58:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Derek and Nessa</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T19 I Caulk Well In the Bathroom</title>
<link>http://starsandtartan.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=450450#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><font face="verdana" color="#003300">Episode 19 wishes Marvin Gay and Hans Christian Andersen a Happy Birthday!</font></div><div align="center"><font face="verdana" color="#003300">Thank you wikipedia! What is a nonreciprocating man? Sorry Christian!</font></div><div align="center"><font face="verdana" color="#003300">Nessa is ugly and we're surprised Derek graduated! Derek's looking for a daddy!</font><br/></div><div align="center"><font face="verdana" color="#003300">More Derek plumbing issues! Vote for Derek's scareoke video at the web site!</font><br/></div><div align="center"><font face="verdana" color="#003300">Sorry about the technical issues last week! Only with the A never the R! </font></div><div align="center"></div><p align="center"><font face="verdana" color="#003300">Email us at </font><a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><font face="verdana" color="#003300">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></a></p>
<div align="center"><font face="verdana" color="#003300">Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662)</font></div><div align="center"><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=296778148"><font face="verdana" color="#003300">You can find us in iTunes!</font></a></div>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Apr 2009 01:14:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Derek and Nessa</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>S&#38;T18 The Douchbags with Glasses</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><span>Episode 18 wishes Spock a very happy birthday! </span></div><p align="center"><br/><span>Where is Kazitstan? Ding ding fever in full effect. </span><br/><br/><span>100% votes for more Scareoke! Vote for the song Derek should sing at starsandtartan.com!</span><br/><br/><span>A short story from Ye Auld Scotland and we don't live in a safe neighborhood, sorry Wes!</span><br/><br/><span>And we end with Derek's plumbing skills in the ghetto!</span><br/></p>
<div align="center"><span>Email us at </span><a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><span>starsandtartan@gmail.com</span></a><br/><span>Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662)<br/></span><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=296778148"><span>You can find us in iTunes!</span></a><br/></div>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:27:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Derek and Nessa</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>S&#38;T17 Did You Plug It In?</title>
<link>http://starsandtartan.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=445231#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><font face="trebuchet ms" color="#003300">Episode 17, we're back ya'll and junk! Happy Birthday Wyatt Earp! Should we continue Derek's Scareoke Videos? Submit your vote at starsandtartan.com! Derek the &quot;cable guy!&quot; Paula Deen's hands in HD! Nightmares, nightmares! Derek gets lost, but oh, he didn't go down there! Thank you California! Vegas is booked! Check out <a href="http://littleaussiebattler.net/LAB/Podcast/Podcast.html">Little Aussie Battler</a>, <a href="http://fnanon.com/">Fucking Nerds Anonymous</a>, &amp; <a href="http://www.steveintheukok.co.uk/">Steve In the UK OK</a>! Thanks Joe for the tip! HONK!</font></div><div align="center">&nbsp;</div><div align="center"><font face="trebuchet ms" color="#003300">Email us at </font><a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><font face="trebuchet ms" color="#003300">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></a></div><div align="center"><font face="trebuchet ms" color="#003300">Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662)</font></div><div align="center"><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=296778148"><font face="trebuchet ms" color="#003300">You can find us in iTunes!</font></a></div>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 01:52:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Derek and Nessa</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>S&#38;TV5 What's New Pussy Cat</title>
<link>http://starsandtartan.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=442758#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<div align="center">Instead of an audio show this week, here is another video.&nbsp; Here is Derek singing the winner of our listener poll!&nbsp; With 50% of the vote,&nbsp;we give you Tom Jones!&nbsp; E<font color="#003300">mail us at </font><a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><font color="#003300"><strong>starsandtartan@gmail.com</strong></font></a><font color="#003300"> or comment at the website, </font><a href="http://starsandtartan.com/"><strong><font color="#467aa7">starsandtartan.com</font></strong></a><font color="#003300">.</font></div>]]></description>
<category>Vidcast</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 01:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;TV4 Marmite with Pasta</title>
<link>http://starsandtartan.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=441647#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p align="center"><font color="#003300">After tracking down the marmite and having time to record it, Derek braves a big old bite of pasta, butter, &amp; Marmite.&nbsp; If you have a food challenge for Derek, email us at </font><a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><font color="#003300">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></a><font color="#003300"> or comment at the website, <a href="http://starsandtartan.com ">starsandtartan.com</a>.</font></p>
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<category>Vidcast</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Mar 2009 23:47:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Derek and Nessa</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T16 Beatles on Bagpipes</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p align="center">For show information, please visit our web site at <a href="http://starsandtartan.com/"><strong><font color="#467aa7">starsandtartan.com</font></strong></a>!</p>
<p align="center">&nbsp;Email us at <a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><strong><font color="#467aa7">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></strong></a></p>
<p align="center">Call us at 206-426-KNOB!</p>
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<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Mar 2009 02:13:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Derek and Nessa</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T15 We'll Make Some S'mores Man!</title>
<link>http://starsandtartan.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=437698#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p align="center">For show information, please visit our web site at <a href="http://starsandtartan.com/"><strong><font color="#467aa7">starsandtartan.com</font></strong></a>!</p>
<p align="center">&nbsp;Email us at <a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><strong><font color="#467aa7">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></strong></a></p>
<p align="center">Call us at 206-426-KNOB!</p>
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<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 00:58:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T14 And the Winner is!</title>
<link>http://starsandtartan.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=435326#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p align="center">For show information, please visit our web site at <a href="http://starsandtartan.com/"><strong><font color="#467aa7">starsandtartan.com</font></strong></a>!</p>
<p align="center">&nbsp;Email us at <a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><strong><font color="#467aa7">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></strong></a></p>
<p align="center">Call us at 206-426-KNOB!</p>
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<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 02:54:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T13 Burning Down the House</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p align="center">For show information, please visit our web site at <a href="http://starsandtartan.com/"><strong><font color="#467aa7">starsandtartan.com</font></strong></a>!</p>
<p align="center">&nbsp;Email us at <a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><strong><font color="#467aa7">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></strong></a></p>
<p align="center">Call us at 206-426-KNOB!</p>
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<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 00:36:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T12 Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick</title>
<link>http://starsandtartan.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=430408#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p align="center">For show information, please visit our web site at <a href="http://starsandtartan.com/"><strong><font color="#467aa7">starsandtartan.com</font></strong></a>!</p>
<p align="center">&nbsp;Email us at <a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><strong><font color="#467aa7">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></strong></a></p>
<p align="center">Call us at 206-426-KNOB!</p>
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<pubDate>Fri, 6 Feb 2009 01:47:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T11 We Like it Bushy</title>
<link>http://starsandtartan.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=427770#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p align="center">For show information, please visit our web site at <a href="http://starsandtartan.com/"><strong><font color="#467aa7">starsandtartan.com</font></strong></a>!</p>
<p align="center">&nbsp;Email us at <a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><strong><font color="#467aa7">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></strong></a></p>
<p align="center">Call us at 206-426-KNOB!</p>
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<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 02:34:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T10 Tim Allen Tool Box Oh Oh Oh!</title>
<link>http://starsandtartan.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=425373#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p align="center">For show information, please visit our web site at <a href="http://starsandtartan.com/"><strong><font color="#467aa7">starsandtartan.com</font></strong></a>!</p>
<p align="center">&nbsp;Email us at <a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><strong><font color="#467aa7">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></strong></a></p>
<p align="center">Call us at 206-426-KNOB!</p>
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<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 02:04:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Derek and Nessa</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T9 Support Your Local Podcaster</title>
<link>http://starsandtartan.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=423089#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p align="center">For show information, please visit our web site at <a href="http://starsandtartan.com/"><strong><font color="#467aa7">starsandtartan.com</font></strong></a>!</p>
<p align="center">&nbsp;Email us at <a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><strong><font color="#467aa7">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></strong></a></p>
<p align="center">Call us at 206-426-KNOB!</p>
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<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 01:55:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Derek and Nessa</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T8 New Toys!</title>
<link>http://starsandtartan.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=420707#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p align="center">This is a repost, Nessa made a booboo!</p>
<p align="center">For show information, please visit our web site at <a href="http://starsandtartan.com/"><strong><font color="#467aa7">starsandtartan.com</font></strong></a>!</p>
<p align="center">&nbsp;Email us at <a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><strong><font color="#467aa7">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></strong></a></p>
<p align="center">Call us at 206-426-KNOB!</p>
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<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Jan 2009 03:12:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Derek and Nessa</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;T7 Goodbye 2008</title>
<link>http://starsandtartan.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=418370#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p align="center">For show information, please visit our web site at <a href="http://starsandtartan.com/"><strong><font color="#467aa7">starsandtartan.com</font></strong></a>!</p>
<p align="center">&nbsp;Email us at <a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com"><strong><font color="#467aa7">starsandtartan@gmail.com</font></strong></a></p>
<p align="center">Call us at 206-426-KNOB!</p>
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<pubDate>Fri, 2 Jan 2009 02:35:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Derek and Nessa</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>S&#38;TV3 Potato, Corn, Tartar Sauce, &#38; Sauerkraut</title>
<link>http://starsandtartan.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=417593#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<div align="center">Derek braves the unknown as he dives into Melanie's Baked Potato dish!&nbsp; Go check her out at <a href="http://dqydjpodcast.blogspot.com/">Don't Quit Your Day Job</a>!</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><p align="center">Email us at <a href="mailto:starsandtartan@gmail.com">starsandtartan@gmail.com</a><br/>Call is at 206-426-KNOB (5662)<br/><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=296778148">You can find us in iTunes!</a></p>
</div><div align="center"></div>]]></description>
<category>Vidcast</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:52:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Derek and Nessa</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Cookie Three Way</title>
<link>http://starsandtartan.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=416900#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p align="left">&nbsp;<font face="trebuchet ms" color="#003300">On a special episode of well who knows what to call this.</font></p>
<div align="left"><font face="Trebuchet MS" color="#003300">Nessa from Stars &amp; Tartan, Miss Wes from <a href="http://liveitupthepodcast.com/">Live it Up</a>, &amp; Christian from <a href="http://thatswhatshesaidpodcast.com/">That's What She Said Podcast</a> chitta chat about PNS Explosion, Ricky being old, and cookies with a dash of sound effects.&nbsp; </font></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"><font face="Trebuchet MS" color="#003300">For part two of this episode, go check out <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=276209757">Live it Up in iTunes</a>!&nbsp; Don't have iTunes, you can get it directly from <a href="http://liveitupthepodcast.com/">Wes' web site!</a></font></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"><font face="Trebuchet MS" color="#003300">For part three, go check out <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=296174119">That's What She Said Podcast </a>in iTunes or directly from <a href="http://thatswhatshesaidpodcast.com/">Christian's (and Brian's) site!</a></font></div>]]></description>
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